The fart silencer! A problem so old as the humanity itself is about to be solved. Hurray for the chinese!

Trevor's my middle name, the one in the herd is Viola... 

Ingiliz bilim adamlari yaptiklari arastirmalar sonunda erkek adamin erkek oglu oldugu sonucuna vardi:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7776210.stm 

I've always seen and hated those weird macros that preceded functions of header files. Why couldn't they be clean and simple? I hated them because I didn't know much about them, they seemed arbitrary, prone to error, non-standard, no way of knowing the real motivation behind. 

Not anymore. Today I had to create an intermediary DLL between two different object file formats and I had to go down to the level of dirty and hacky in the quest to make it work. And I stumbled upon this awesome page that has the "ultimate header file" template. I discovered half the things there myself, but it nailed the coffin of problems for me. 

Here are the problems that I had to tackle in general:

hahaha I might not have an iPhone but I have the simulator. I'll edit this and add a screenshot:)

(attached is the screenshot)